zizino:

*older relative voice* Do you have a boyfriend?

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kobayashimarooned:

don’t stay up late on sleepovers with me i get really philosophical and gay

captainhooker:

this movie ruined me goodbye

Actually, I’m a big softie and that’s why I’m covered in tattoos, everything is because I’m actually quite scared of everything. The point is that I’m naturally a quite fearful person, okay? … That’s what I trade on anyway, so I don’t go around all the time getting angry. It’s because I’m a sweetheart. I want everyone to love me.

gentlehousing replied to your photoset “#got19peopleinmyhouseswag”

PLS your are so hot and sweet how so you do it!!!!!! 😎😘😳

i don’t know. maybe. maybe you’re the hot sweet one. MAYBE THAT’S IT. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF THAT??? I HAVE. IT’S TRUE.

zabuzasword:

there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that

theroguefeminist:

spaceberryfeminist:

morismako:

magdalenarivera:

I’d like to report a crime…

 

this man has a face like sunshine and a torso like hellfire

this is poetry

#got19peopleinmyhouseswag

diat0mic:

bucky barnes more like fuck me barnes

armnin:

"what kind of music do you listen to??"

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alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE