No, No, Stick With Me, My Story Gets Better

Hey, I'm Emma, welcome to my blog, etc etc. I post stuff here a lot. I think I'm a pretty cool cat. Hell, I dunno.

Here, like in all things, I am like the wind: flighty as fuck and not very dependable. Enjoy your stay, and please come again soon.
19 hours ago on June 18th | J | 15,590 notes
No one will be alive by the last book. In fact, they all die in the fifth. The sixth book will be just a thousand-page description of snow blowing across the graves.
George R.R. Martin
[when asked if he was going to let any Game of Thrones/Song of Ice and Fire characters live]  (via quentynmartell)
20 hours ago on June 18th | J | 29,520 notes
thewyntersoldier:

#i love how this is obviously meant to look like a deep and meaningful life-evaluating question #but it’s literally just percy asking ”why the fuck am i here” #”what the fuck is this camp” #”who the fuck are you” #”why do you have hooves” #”the fuck is going on” #”man this is a really bad acid trip”

thewyntersoldier:

      

21 hours ago on June 18th | J | 42,724 notes

mrsbonniemikaelson:

Season 3 Teen Wolf Feels

21 hours ago on June 18th | J | 13,852 notes

mercutiolicious:

corahale:

no but what is the weather in beacon hills bc everyone else is in tee shirts and then there’s isaac in like four sweaters a stylish jacket and a cravat

weather forecast: low seventies, with an eighty-nine percent chance of isaac being fucking fab

22 hours ago on June 18th | J | 7,005 notes
ianisourqueen:


“I just keep thinking about Thor. You never knew him. Big guy, like you. Good hearted. Not bright, but he’d give you the goddamned shirt off his back if you asked him. And he killed himself. He put a gun in his mouth and blew his head off in Philadelphia in 1932. What kind of way is that for a god to die?”

- Neil Gaiman, American Gods

ianisourqueen:

“I just keep thinking about Thor. You never knew him. Big guy, like you. Good hearted. Not bright, but he’d give you the goddamned shirt off his back if you asked him. And he killed himself. He put a gun in his mouth and blew his head off in Philadelphia in 1932. What kind of way is that for a god to die?”

Neil Gaiman, American Gods

22 hours ago on June 18th | J | 1,274 notes

gyzym:

but wait, what if the murders actually don’t have anything to do with virginity, and the fact that all the victims thus far were virgins is a total coincidence that stiles only latched onto because he spends so much time thinking about his own virginity that it’s his theory for everything? like, what if this isn’t even the first time. what if he’s spent all summer being like “A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT, HUH, DAD? ARE YOU SURE? WERE THEY VIRGINS?” while the sheriff made concerned faces and tried to figure out how to ask melissa if scott ever suggested that the reason the pizza place got their order wrong was VIRGINITY GONE AWRY. what if poor scott, who only wants to be the best person he can be and not let anybody get killed, is still dealing with this in six months? “no, stiles, we solved those murders. they weren’t even about sex at all, remember? could you please — please stop asking people whether or not their cherries have been popped, bro. it’s super weird. nobody likes it at all.” 

23 hours ago on June 18th | J | 534 notes

zaynesuswest:

 

1 day ago on June 18th | J | 2,678 notes

dextrgrif:

just imagine scott and isaac getting hot and heavy and isaac gets scott all worked up and then just stops and scott’s like YO WTF and isaac’s like

oh

it looks like you need some help with that

maybe you should call in some real help

then he puts on his scarf and walks out

1 day ago on June 18th | J | 4,414 notes

heathyr:

dextrgrif:

♪ Everybody, yeah rock your body, yeah… 

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loseyoursoul:

teen wolf: a show where men talk about doing stuff while allison does stuff

1 day ago on June 18th | J | 8,390 notes