No, No, Stick With Me, My Story Gets Better
I consider myself super hilarious, so I just really spend most of my time laughing at my own jokes. No one else really seems to think I'm funny though. In all things, I am like the wind: flighty as fuck and not very dependable.
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March 7th
9:01 PM
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#OH MY GOD      #THAT      #IS      #NOT      #OK      #CHRIS HEMSWORTH      #YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED      #TO GO OUTSIDE      #WITH YOUR GIANT BICEPS      #AND MANLY WATCH      #AND JEWELRY      #AND FUCKING BIG EYED PUFFY HAIRED *BABY*      #LIKE WOW      #REALLY      #FUCK YOU CHRIS HEMSWORTH      #FUCK YOU AND THE FUCKING MOTORCYCLE YOU RODE IN ON      #WITH YOUR BABY IN THE SIDE CAR      #NO ONE TALK TO ME      #NO      #ONE      #TALK      #TO      #ME      #UGH x10000000000      #BABIES I LOVE BABIES YUM YUM YUM I WILL EAT ALL THE BABIES     
July 26th
11:14 PM
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#chris hemsworth      #no stop      #really stop it      #chris this is just silly now      #it's just silly      #i honestly don't understand why i'm not your age      #and more pretty an worthy of you      #and why we are not married      #or engaged      #or at least having no strings attached beautiful people sex      #i just don't get it      #honestly chris      #chris really      #chris you need to stop right now      #i'm going to count to three chris      #one      #two      #three      #FUCK YOU CHRIS HEMSWORTH      #FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR HAIR AND FUCK YOUR HANDS AND FUCK YOUR NECK AND FUCK YOUR MUSCLES AND FUCK YOU      #JUST      #FUCK      #YOU